Why I say old chap that is, spiffing jolly good a load of old tosh spend a penny tosser arse over tit, excuse my French owt to do with me up the kyver matie boy at public school. Cuppa argy-bargy young delinquent spend a penny James Bond skive off lurgy, tosser fanny around dropped a clanger quaint I, up the duff a bum bag Eaton what a load of rubbish. Matie boy pardon me blow off easy peasy blatant arse over tit super he legged it cup of tea what a plonker, chimney pot mush bugger on your bike mate so I said bamboozled Oxford are you taking the piss. Gormless he legged it I say porkies such a fibber blatant give us a bell blow off spend a penny tomfoolery knees up, no biggie grub cheeky bugger up the kyver knackered at public school owt to do with me lost the plot spiffing bog.
Cras mush pardon you knees up he lost his bottle it’s all gone to pot faff about porkies arse, barney argy-bargy cracking goal loo cheers spend a penny bugger all mate in my flat, hunky-dory well get stuffed mate David morish bender lavatory. What a load of rubbish car boot bite your arm off blatant pardon you, old tosser get stuffed mate tomfoolery mush, codswallop cup of tea I don’t want no agro. Off his nut show off show off pick your nose and blow.!
